NATION

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Born of the Sea , Favoured of Heaven
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10thMost Corrupt Governments: 104thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 156th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Thaipursia

Population25.82 billion

CapitalDashai
Leadertuju'an
FaithThaipursian Orthodox Church

Currencydrama
Animalsea turtle

The Republic of Thaipursia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by tuju'an with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.82 billion Thaipans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dashai. The average income tax rate is 2.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thaipursian economy, worth a remarkable 8,391 trillion dramas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 325,018 dramas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, and the government funds large training centres to turn sea turtles into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thaipursia's national animal is the sea turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thaipursian Orthodox Church.

Thaipursia is ranked 2,324th in the world and 2nd in Kataru Kur Gal for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,885.45 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 10thMost Corrupt Governments: 104thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 156thLowest Crime Rates: 182ndMost Secular: 195thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 249thMost Developed: 251stBest Weather: 264thLongest Average Lifespans: 267thMost Beautiful Environments: 282ndHealthiest Citizens: 325thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 341stHighest Disposable Incomes: 575thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 601stLargest Insurance Industry: 644thMost Patriotic: 728thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,074thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,172ndHighest Economic Output: 1,229thLargest Black Market: 2,061stHighest Average Incomes: 2,186thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,230thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,324thSmartest Citizens: 2,346thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,746thTop
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Largest Governments: 4,340thMost Authoritarian: 5,075thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,296thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,738thLargest Populations: 7,082ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,647thMost Stationary: 9,669thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,695thMost Influential: 10,860thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,146thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,028thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,957thLargest Mining Sector: 19,285thMost Efficient Economies: 24,655thMost Conservative: 27,355thMost Extreme: 28,219th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, the government funds large training centres to turn sea turtles into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, commemoration of the Great Kataru Kur Gal War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, government expenses are beyond compare.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.

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