The Daniel Radcliffdom of Thabina is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Daniel Radcliffe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.74 billion Radcliffians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Radcliffia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Radcliffian economy, worth a remarkable 3,850 trillion Radollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 261,218 Radollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and people make a career out of medical voyeurism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thabina's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Darlings.

Thabina is ranked 556^th in the world and 1^st in An Alcove for Lowest Crime Rates, with 192.59 law-abiding acts per hour.