The Colony of TGF33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.856 billion TGF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 15.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TGF33ian economy, worth 562 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,625 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TGF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TGF33 is ranked 145,091^st in the world and 1^st in The Great Fascists for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.43 law-abiding acts per hour.