The Rogue Nation of Tewi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by BunnyEars with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.661 billion Tewians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BunTown. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tewian economy, worth a remarkable 1,943 trillion labor vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,291 labor vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The World Rogue Nation Games have been won again by Tewi as no other country cares enough to compete, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and Tewian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tewi's national animal is the bun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is bun butt.

Tewi is ranked 34,671^st in the world and 151^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 41.51 flags saluted per person per day.