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Population24.852 billion

CapitalGroznyj Grad
LeaderThe Despot

CurrencyOsmium Standard

The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Despot with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 24.852 billion Teufelvolkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. The average income tax rate is 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 16,137 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 649,362 Osmium Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers, bar brawls are an hourly occurrence, and cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 7th in the world and 1st in the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1,799.83 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most Corrupt Governments: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 21stLargest Insurance Industry: 22ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 47thMost Avoided: 56thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65thRudest Citizens: 68thHighest Average Incomes: 83rdMost Devout: 106thHighest Economic Output: 107thHighest Poor Incomes: 180thLargest Retail Industry: 181stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 189thFattest Citizens: 230thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 310thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 350thLargest Governments: 356thMost Efficient Economies: 357thMost Ignorant Citizens: 375thMost Stationary: 386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 390thMost Subsidized Industry: 409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 591stLargest Black Market: 608thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 955thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,979thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,328thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,838thLargest Populations: 3,299thLowest Crime Rates: 5,630thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,152ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,982ndTop
Most Influential: 9,321stHighest Drug Use: 9,746thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,464thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,365thNudest: 12,888thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,769th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 128th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 166th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 173rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 198th in the regionNudest: 235th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 267th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 306th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 538th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, bar brawls are an hourly occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, Mantises with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, happiness is all being miserable together.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.


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