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Fight to the death! The Despot
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th
The Dominion of
Left-Leaning College State
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
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Teufelvolk

Population26.248 billion

CapitalGroznyj Grad
LeaderThe Despot
FaithFascism

CurrencyOsmium Standard
AnimalMantis

The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Despot with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.248 billion Teufelvolkians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 20,663 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 787,222 Osmium Standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, Teufelvolkian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, and airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 117,491st in the world and 4,312th in the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 254.45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4thLargest Insurance Industry: 5thLargest Mining Sector: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thHighest Poor Incomes: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 40thLargest Retail Industry: 47thLargest Black Market: 58thMost Avoided: 62ndHighest Economic Output: 66thMost Efficient Economies: 74thMost Devout: 98thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 114thRudest Citizens: 143rdMost Subsidized Industry: 152ndFattest Citizens: 232ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 248thHighest Disposable Incomes: 255thMost Stationary: 364thLargest Governments: 389thMost Ignorant Citizens: 508thMost Scientifically Advanced: 588thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,245thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,515thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,015thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,147thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,708thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,775thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,959thLowest Crime Rates: 6,550thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,196thTop
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Nudest: 11,021stMost Influential: 11,474thHighest Drug Use: 12,576thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,150thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,531st
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 80th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 125th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 128th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 145th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 152nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 167th in the regionNudest: 299th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 446th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 642nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, environmental legislation occurs cyclically.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, Teufelvolkian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, The Despot often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity.

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