The Commonweal of Testa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Caterina Nogson with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.042 billion Testans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noghaven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Testan economy, worth a remarkable 6,630 trillion Groats a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,756 Groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Testan weed picker are way up, and troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testa's national animal is the Mongoose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheist.

Testa is ranked 136^th in the world and 4^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 40,277.49 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.