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PASSWORD

Have At It
Most Influential: 3,021stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,213thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,306th
The Unltid Lalnd of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Teslda

Population2.513 billion

CapitalDlalbit
LeaderLalrne Rrbrltson

Currencysiln
AnimalTesldalian plumed falcon

The Unltid Lalnd of Teslda is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lalrne Rrbrltson with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.513 billion Tesldalians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dlalbit. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tesldalian economy, worth 280 trillion silns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 111,663 silns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teslda's national animal is the Tesldalian plumed falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Teslda is ranked 258,879th in the world and 135th in Cape of Good Hope for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 3,021stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,213thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,306thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,490thNicest Citizens: 5,882ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,024thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,254thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,287thMost Inclusive: 6,672ndMost Pacifist: 6,985thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,231stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,357thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,383rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,420thHealthiest Citizens: 8,591stMost Developed: 8,664thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,666thBest Weather: 9,242ndSafest: 9,276thHighest Food Quality: 10,372ndSmartest Citizens: 10,893rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,598thMost Income Equality: 11,636thTop
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Most Secular: 13,520thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,579thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,694thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,089thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,989thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,758thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,877thLowest Crime Rates: 16,094thLargest Governments: 17,283rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,133rdMost Rebellious Youth: 19,281stLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,008th
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Most Income Equality: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teslda, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Teslda, international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise.
  • : Following new legislation in Teslda, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.
  • : Following new legislation in Teslda, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Teslda, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in Teslda, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Teslda, humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar.
  • : Following new legislation in Teslda, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in Teslda, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Teslda, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.

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