Population | 1.753 billion |
Capital | Dumpsterville |
Leader | Ure Supremeover Lord |
Faith | The Cult of Infinite Evil |
Currency | Corpse |
Animal | Mosquito |
The Rogue Nation of Terrible Town is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ure Supremeover Lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.753 billion Terrible Townians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumpsterville. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Terrible Townian economy, worth 248 trillion Corpses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,932 Corpses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
On hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, Terrible Town Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Terrible Town's national animal is the Mosquito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Cult of Infinite Evil.
Terrible Town is ranked 119,137th in the world and 58th in Hell for Most Stationary, with 302.73635485972 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Terrible Town was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 5% for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Town, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Town, Terrible Town Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Town, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Town, on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant.
- : Terrible Town was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Town, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Town, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Town, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
- : Terrible Town was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.