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Strength Through Murder, Crime and Bloodshed
Highest Crime Rates: 1,632ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,736thMost Avoided: 1,943rd
The Rogue Nation of
Father Knows Best State
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Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Terrible Town

Population1.753 billion

CapitalDumpsterville
LeaderUre Supremeover Lord
FaithThe Cult of Infinite Evil

CurrencyCorpse
AnimalMosquito

The Rogue Nation of Terrible Town is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ure Supremeover Lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.753 billion Terrible Townians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumpsterville. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Terrible Townian economy, worth 248 trillion Corpses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,932 Corpses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

On hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, Terrible Town Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Terrible Town's national animal is the Mosquito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Cult of Infinite Evil.

Terrible Town is ranked 119,137th in the world and 58th in Hell for Most Stationary, with 302.73635485972 days.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,632ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,736thMost Avoided: 1,943rdFattest Citizens: 2,093rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,251stTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,027thMost Armed: 3,622ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,088thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,232ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,454thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,060thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,970thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,071stLargest Retail Industry: 9,292ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,727thRudest Citizens: 11,411thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,632ndMost Rebellious Youth: 11,756thTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 16,733rdLargest Black Market: 19,232ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,987thHighest Average Incomes: 25,447thMost Secular: 25,521stHighest Poor Incomes: 25,581st
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Highest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Terrible Town was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 5% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Town, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Town, Terrible Town Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Town, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Town, on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant.
  • : Terrible Town was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Town, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Town, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Town, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • : Terrible Town was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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