The Republic of Terrible farming nation 552 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.935 billion Terrible farming nation 552ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.1%.

The all-consuming Terrible farming nation 552ian economy, worth 381 trillion terrible monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,923 terrible monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,716 per year while the poor average 24,050, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Terrible farming nation 552ian emissions at all, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terrible farming nation 552's national animal is the terrible animal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Terrible farming nation 552 is ranked 279,873^rd in the world and 11,376^th in Lazarus for Nudest, with 40.5 cheeks per square mile.