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Live Free or Die
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 274thRudest Citizens: 325thHighest Disposable Incomes: 338th
The Armed Republic of
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Shoeshiner
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Frightening
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TehUnitedStates

Population24.56 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderGeorge Washington

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The Armed Republic of TehUnitedStates is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by George Washington with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.56 billion TehUnitedStatesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient TehUnitedStatesian economy, worth a remarkable 9,189 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 374,166 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,103,508 per year while the poor average 32,886, a ratio of 64.0 to 1.

You're only as old as you feel, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, and adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives. Crime is totally unknown. TehUnitedStates's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

TehUnitedStates is ranked 115,342nd in the world and 1,938th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 329.9121499672 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 274thRudest Citizens: 325thHighest Disposable Incomes: 338thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 450thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 452ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 621stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 623rdSafest: 688thLeast Corrupt Governments: 796thMost Cultured: 918thHighest Economic Output: 1,021stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,046thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,050thHighest Average Incomes: 1,367thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,449thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,663rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,748thHighest Food Quality: 1,949thSmartest Citizens: 1,999thMost Extreme: 2,076thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,083rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,284thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,589thHealthiest Citizens: 2,631stBest Weather: 2,761stTop
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Most Politically Free: 3,033rdMost Developed: 3,041stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,372ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,774thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,264thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,569thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,849thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,102ndMost Devout: 5,192ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,323rdLargest Governments: 5,830thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,470thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,793rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,899thLargest Populations: 8,663rdMost Patriotic: 9,337thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,446thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,340thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,723rdTop
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Nudest: 15,455thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,729thMost Influential: 17,906thMost Armed: 19,128thMost Pro-Market: 22,653rdLowest Crime Rates: 24,724thLargest Gambling Industry: 26,189thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,458thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,796th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionMost Politically Free: 22nd in the regionMost Extreme: 23rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 62nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 68th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 87th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 96th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 96th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 109th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Developed: 127th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 159th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 171st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 219th in the regionMost Influential: 234th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 240th in the regionLargest Governments: 266th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 269th in the regionMost Devout: 270th in the regionLargest Populations: 270th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 324th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 328th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 330th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 368th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 418th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 551st in the regionNudest: 664th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 680th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 715th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 740th in the regionMost Patriotic: 822nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 859th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 868th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,022nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
  • : TehUnitedStates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : TehUnitedStates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : TehUnitedStates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : TehUnitedStates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, people can get away with murder these days.

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