Population | 24.56 billion |
Capital | Washington DC |
Leader | George Washington |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Bald Eagle |
The Armed Republic of TehUnitedStates is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by George Washington with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.56 billion TehUnitedStatesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient TehUnitedStatesian economy, worth a remarkable 9,189 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 374,166 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,103,508 per year while the poor average 32,886, a ratio of 64.0 to 1.
You're only as old as you feel, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, and adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives. Crime is totally unknown. TehUnitedStates's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
TehUnitedStates is ranked 115,342nd in the world and 1,938th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 329.9121499672 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
- : TehUnitedStates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : TehUnitedStates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
- : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
- : TehUnitedStates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : TehUnitedStates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, you're only as old as you feel.
- : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
- : Following new legislation in TehUnitedStates, people can get away with murder these days.