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Most Pro-Market: 973rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,964thHighest Crime Rates: 5,027th
The State of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Tehuelche

Population19.675 billion

CapitalWestminster

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The State of Tehuelche is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.675 billion Tehuelcheans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Tehuelchean economy, worth 727 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 36,995 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,523 per year while the poor average 1,987, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and Tehuelche has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tehuelche's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tehuelche is ranked 25,968th in the world and 7th in Maya for Most Stationary, with 1,444.005499447 days.

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Most Pro-Market: 973rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,964thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 5,027thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,046thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,164thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,136thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,936thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,965thLargest Populations: 16,956thMost Stationary: 25,968thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27,412th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tehuelche's influence in Maya fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Tehuelche's influence in Maya rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Tehuelche was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Tehuelche was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Tehuelche's influence in Maya fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Tehuelche was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Tehuelche's influence in Maya rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Tehuelche was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Tehuelche was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Tehuelche was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

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