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If you can't get 'em, just oppress 'em
Most Conservative: 14,007thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,329thMost Authoritarian: 16,350th
The Federal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Tearablia

Population140 million

CurrencyTearab
AnimalBlobfish

The Federal Republic of Tearablia is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 140 million Tearablians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tearablian economy, worth 6.98 trillion Tearabs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 49,828 Tearabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and government-run brothels can be found on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tearablia's national animal is the Blobfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Tearablia is ranked 112,422nd in the world and 47th in Kantrias for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 29.51 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top
10%
Most Conservative: 14,007thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,329thMost Authoritarian: 16,350thLargest Mining Sector: 17,101st
Top
5%
Most Conservative: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tearablia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Tearablia, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Tearablia, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • : Following new legislation in Tearablia, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Tearablia, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Tearablia, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Tearablia, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Tearablia, patriots insist that size does matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Tearablia, prudishness is on the way out.
  • : Following new legislation in Tearablia, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Tearablia.

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