Population | 13.751 billion |
Capital | Iron Fist |
Leader | Big Daddy |
Faith | Plectrum |
Currency | Unit |
Animal | Dragon |
The Desultory Phillipic of Teacrate is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Daddy with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.751 billion Teacraters have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iron Fist. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Teacratean economy, worth a remarkable 3,080 trillion Units a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 224,048 Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nose plugs are the latest Teacratean fashion accessory, the little guy plays a big role in Teacratean politics, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teacrate's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Plectrum.
Teacrate is ranked 27,814th in the world and 3rd in Shinka for Most Stationary, with 1,407.83116843192 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Teacrate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Teacrate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Teacrate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Teacrate's influence in Shinka rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : Teacrate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Teacrate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Teacrate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Teacrate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Teacrate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Teacrate's influence in Shinka rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".