The Queendom of TDPC is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.213 billion TDPCians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The strong TDPCian economy, worth a remarkable 1,209 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 66,410 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 451,512 per year while the poor average 3,568, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear and voting is voluntary. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. TDPC's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TDPC is ranked 266,267^th in the world and 7^th in Minnesota for Lowest Crime Rates, with 40.5 law-abiding acts per hour.