The Communally-Governed Nation of Tchaikovsky is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Comrade Members of the NSLeft with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 11.734 billion Tchaikovskians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ♯discussion. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tchaikovskian economy, worth a remarkable 2,194 trillion lemons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,997 lemons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, AIs make up a majority of the long-term warehouse population, and charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tchaikovsky's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tchaikovsky is ranked 6,800^th in the world and 344^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.18 law-abiding acts per hour.