Population | 14.374 billion |
Capital | New Tsavnic |
Leader | President Jordan |
Currency | Tavanian dollar |
Animal | Crow |
The United Socialist States of Tavanil is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jordan with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 14.374 billion Tavainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tsavnic. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Tavainian economy, worth a remarkable 2,614 trillion Tavanian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 181,918 Tavanian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, graffiti graces every city's streets, school football matches are usually five-a-side, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tavanil's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Tavanil is ranked 51,114th in the world and 62nd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 879.96129793552 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tavanil, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Tavanil, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
- : Following new legislation in Tavanil, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Following new legislation in Tavanil, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
- : Following new legislation in Tavanil, T-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Following new legislation in Tavanil, increasing numbers of children in Tavanil have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Tavanil, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
- : Following new legislation in Tavanil, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Tavanil, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Tavainian language.
- : Following new legislation in Tavanil, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.