The Department of Tarn-et-Garonne is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jean-Michel Baylet with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 20.42 billion Tarn-et-Garonnais are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montauban. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The strong Tarn-et-Garonnais economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 68,864 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Patriots insist that size does matter, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax francs each year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarn-et-Garonne's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Tarn-et-Garonne is ranked 158,771^st in the world and 37^th in Department Store for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,458 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.