The Empire of Tarendoor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dylan Matthews with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 12.493 billion Tarendoorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barendwell. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tarendoorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,852 trillion Denariis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 148,312 Denariis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tarendoorians seem to be catching more chills, cute fluffy little Dylan Matthews are increasingly popular exotic pets, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarendoor's national animal is the Hydra, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tarendoor is ranked 256,728^th in the world and 6,848^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -25.66 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.