Population | 1.979 billion |
Capital | Saghk'Arrk |
Leader | Na'atirr Bro'Arrn |
Faith | Carnal Spiritualism |
Currency | Unit |
Animal | Snake |
The Imperium of Tamiara is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Na'atirr Bro'Arrn with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.979 billion Tamiars are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saghk'Arrk. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tamiar economy, worth 356 trillion Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 180,015 Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, government expenses are beyond compare, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tamiara's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Carnal Spiritualism.
Tamiara is ranked 10,305th in the world and 2nd in Akhmatova for Smartest Citizens, with 90.32 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Tamiara, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
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Tamiara, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
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Tamiara, government expenses are beyond compare.
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Tamiara, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
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Tamiara, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.
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Tamiara, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
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Tamiara, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
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Tamiara, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
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Tamiara, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
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Tamiara, Tamiara is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.