Population | 23.557 billion |
Capital | Tarapte |
Leader | Jana de Domus |
Faith | witchcraft |
Currency | spies |
Animal | eagle |
The Peninsular Federation of Talonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jana de Domus with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.557 billion Talonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tarapte. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The enormous but inefficient Talonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion spieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 46,632 spieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
People invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talonia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is witchcraft.
Talonia is ranked 115,475th in the world and 45th in New Europe for Most Stationary, with 328.8076367852 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Talonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Talonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Talonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
- : Talonia's influence in New Europe fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Talonia's influence in New Europe rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Talonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Talonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Talonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Talonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Talonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.