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No to new things!
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,946thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,726thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,829th
The Peninsular Federation of
New York Times Democracy
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Superb

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Talonia

Population23.557 billion

CapitalTarapte
LeaderJana de Domus
Faithwitchcraft

Currencyspies
Animaleagle

The Peninsular Federation of Talonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jana de Domus with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.557 billion Talonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tarapte. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Talonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion spieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 46,632 spieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

People invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talonia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is witchcraft.

Talonia is ranked 115,475th in the world and 45th in New Europe for Most Stationary, with 328.8076367852 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,946thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,726thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,829thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,376thLargest Populations: 10,402ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,704thBest Weather: 12,833rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,835thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,577thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,850thMost Secular: 20,169thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,871stNicest Citizens: 22,632ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,678thHighest Economic Output: 26,667thHighest Food Quality: 28,285thMost Cultured: 28,722nd
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Talonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Talonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Talonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : Talonia's influence in New Europe fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Talonia's influence in New Europe rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Talonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Talonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Talonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Talonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Talonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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