Population | 16.211 billion |
Capital | Jestian |
Leader | Ureak Goup |
Faith | Celtic |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | squirrel |
The Theocracy of Talle Liberwillynordia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ureak Goup with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.211 billion Talle Liberwillynordians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jestian. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Talle Liberwillynordian economy, worth a remarkable 2,396 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 147,862 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talle Liberwillynordia's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Celtic.
Talle Liberwillynordia is ranked 10,693rd in the world and 5th in Hearth of Hestia for Most Stationary, with 2,260.8834141448 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, mass shootings have become the new normal.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Ureak Goup.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.