The Emirate of Tallarn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aba Aba Mushira with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 2.028 billion Tallarnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hawadi. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tallarnian economy, worth 90.4 trillion dinars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,561 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, both criminals and civilians are DOA, beggars lack pockets for spare change, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tallarn's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Tallarn is ranked 243,285^th in the world and 2^nd in Tallarn for Nudest, with 76.5 cheeks per square mile.