The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CCCIII is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning swan population. The hard-working population of 1.123 billion Takkaviita CCCIIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The Takkaviita CCCIIIian economy, worth 54.0 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 48,064 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Takkaviita CCCIII's national animal is the swan.

Takkaviita CCCIII is ranked 57,838^th in the world and 1^st in Adairidae for Most Primitive, scoring 50.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.