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Nights are full of lives
Most Inclusive: 21stMost Compassionate Citizens: 27thNicest Citizens: 31st
The Dark Fauzjhian Province of
Left-wing Utopia
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Shoeshiner
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Superb
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Frightening
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Taineizbria

Population17.752 billion

CapitalDark Holy City
LeaderAudray Holyblack
FaithCommunism

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalDark Cat

The Dark Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Audray Holyblack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.752 billion Taineizbrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Taineizbrian economy, worth a remarkable 7,468 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 420,686 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, AI citizens think only in binary, babies are a small but significant export, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taineizbria's national animal is the Dark Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Taineizbria is ranked 54th in the world and 3rd in the Rejected Realms for Longest Average Lifespans, with 101.93 years.

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Most Inclusive: 21stMost Compassionate Citizens: 27thNicest Citizens: 31stMost Pacifist: 31stHighest Food Quality: 34thHighest Average Tax Rates: 38thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40thMost Beautiful Environments: 46thMost Developed: 48thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48thLongest Average Lifespans: 54thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 55thLargest Welfare Programs: 56thLargest Governments: 59thBest Weather: 68thHealthiest Citizens: 70thMost Cultured: 83rdMost Rebellious Youth: 86thMost Advanced Public Transport: 87thMost Cheerful Citizens: 106thSafest: 114thMost Advanced Public Education: 118thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 120thMost Efficient Economies: 124thMost Subsidized Industry: 139thLeast Corrupt Governments: 150thSmartest Citizens: 163rdMost Secular: 176thHighest Poor Incomes: 194thLowest Crime Rates: 290thLargest Publishing Industry: 486thHighest Average Incomes: 768thHighest Economic Output: 1,229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,324thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,690thRudest Citizens: 1,830thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,636thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,177thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,972ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,798thLargest Populations: 15,763rdMost Patriotic: 21,335thMost Influential: 24,502nd
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 64th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 116th in the regionMost Politically Free: 177th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 209th in the regionLargest Populations: 269th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 415th in the regionMost Stationary: 423rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 467th in the regionMost Influential: 501st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 523rd in the regionNudest: 659th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, AI citizens think only in binary.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the Taineizbrian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, only Audray Holyblack's friends count in the eyes of the government.

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