The Matriarchy of Syracon is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 417 million Syraconians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leeuwenstad. The average income tax rate is 62.9%.
The powerhouse Syraconian economy, worth 42.1 trillion Syraconian Dollars a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 101,070 Syraconian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, wearing a daisy chain is a fast-track ticket to unemployment, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syracon's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Syracon was endorsed by The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.
- : Syracon was endorsed by The Economic Commonwealth of Anungu.
- : Following new legislation in Syracon, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
- : Following new legislation in Syracon, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
- : Following new legislation in Syracon, wearing a daisy chain is a fast-track ticket to unemployment.
- : Following new legislation in Syracon, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
- : Following new legislation in Syracon, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Syracon was endorsed by The Empire of Neu-Galicia.
- : Following new legislation in Syracon, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
- : Following new legislation in Syracon, the country is littered with broken homes.
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