The Kingdom of Syedians is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by SYED with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.1 billion Syedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umar city. The average income tax rate is 33.0%.

The powerhouse Syediansian economy, worth 91.9 trillion Syed Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,539 Syed Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Umar city as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Syedians's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Syedians is ranked 50,948^th in the world and 567^th in 10000 Islands for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 91 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.