The Federation of Sycruliovin is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Emiliano Chijany with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.156 billion Sycruliovinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rybi Ayada. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sycruliovinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,362 trillion monetaes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,603 monetaes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, Prime Minister Emiliano Chijany is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sycruliovin's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Sycruliovin is ranked 2,339^th in the world and 111^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 138.98 law-abiding acts per hour.