The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 439 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 8.083 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 309 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,266 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 439's national animal is the Join Lily, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz got Lazy 439 is ranked 170,255^th in the world and 4,162^nd in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.27 law-abiding acts per hour.