The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 394 is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.719 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 423 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,540 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 394's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 394 is ranked 127,381^st in the world and 1,907^th in Suspicious for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,867.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.