The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 359 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 8.14 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 282 trillion Join Lilies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,693 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 359's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got Lazy 359 is ranked 153,302^nd in the world and 3,444^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.75 law-abiding acts per hour.