The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 308 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.382 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Join Lily economy, worth 574 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,364 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 308's national animal is the Join Lily, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz got Lazy 308 is ranked 78,307^th in the world and 1,001^st in Suspicious for Most Pacifist, with 87.77 cheeks turned per day.