The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 259 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning Join Lily population. The hard-nosed population of 10.699 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 438 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,031 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Switz got Lazy 259's national animal is the Join Lily, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz got Lazy 259 is ranked 159,179^th in the world and 3^rd in Xdlandian Confederation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.22 law-abiding acts per hour.