The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 219 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 7.076 billion Sweezeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sweezean economy, worth 262 trillion Catnips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,073 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, and minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 219's national animal is the Human Oppressor, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz got Lazy 219 is ranked 108,921^st in the world and 732^nd in The Allied Nations of Egalaria for Most Avoided, scoring 2.42 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.