The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 167 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, devout population of 10.714 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 410 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,347 Join Lilies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 108,246 per year while the poor average 10,874, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 167's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 167 is ranked 198,509^th in the world and 5,431^st in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.8 law-abiding acts per hour.