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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,199thMost Influential: 4,847thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,086th
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Population781 million



The Potato of Swinlorway is a huge, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 781 million Swinlorians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umeň. The average income tax rate is 73.1%.

The thriving Swinlorian economy, worth 56.6 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,500 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, students abandon classrooms for online education, and doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swinlorway's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Swinlorway is ranked 241,635th in the world and 11,790th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -38.49 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,199thTop
Most Influential: 4,847thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,086thNudest: 7,129thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,342ndLargest Welfare Programs: 10,663rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,671stMost Pacifist: 11,389thNicest Citizens: 12,194thHealthiest Citizens: 13,286thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,045thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,964thBest Weather: 15,436thSafest: 17,724thLowest Crime Rates: 18,983rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,950thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,043rdMost Inclusive: 21,195thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,383rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,658thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,111thHighest Food Quality: 23,868thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,198thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,443rd
Most Advanced Public Transport: 147th in the regionNudest: 164th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 308th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 334th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 349th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 368th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 414th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 416th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 437th in the regionNicest Citizens: 440th in the regionMost Pacifist: 443rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 498th in the regionBest Weather: 505th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 528th in the regionMost Influential: 528th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 566th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 586th in the regionTop
Safest: 660th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 687th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 763rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 775th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 785th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 830th in the regionLargest Governments: 962nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 968th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 973rd in the regionMost Developed: 995th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,020th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,205th in the region

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