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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,351st Longest Average Lifespans: 1,464th Healthiest Citizens: 1,543rd
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Population4.81 billion

LeaderCaptain-Presidents Lucio and Alanino

AnimalGreat Dragon

The Republic of Swindenland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Captain-Presidents Lucio and Alanino with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.81 billion Swindenlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kataro. The average income tax rate is 92.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Swix economy, worth 914 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 190,117 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Swix language, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second. Crime is totally unknown. Swindenland's national animal is the Great Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Swindenland is ranked 166,384th in the world and 8,588th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -18.6 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,351stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,464thHealthiest Citizens: 1,543rdBest Weather: 1,668thTop
Most Influential: 1,767thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,817thMost Developed: 1,967thMost Inclusive: 2,053rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,228thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,345thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,390thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,420thSmartest Citizens: 2,594thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,659thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,671stNicest Citizens: 2,748thMost Cultured: 3,902ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,100thMost Pacifist: 4,300thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,507thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,823rdLargest Governments: 5,058thMost Secular: 5,227thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,383rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,465thHighest Average Incomes: 6,593rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,602ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,624thMost Efficient Economies: 6,733rdSafest: 7,495thTop
Most Politically Free: 10,569thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,997thNudest: 11,707thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,408thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,633rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,100thHighest Economic Output: 15,146thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,062nd
Healthiest Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 82nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 92nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 93rd in the regionMost Developed: 111th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 112th in the regionMost Inclusive: 123rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 123rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 126th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 134th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 135th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 141st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 149th in the regionNicest Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Cultured: 185th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 226th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 230th in the regionLargest Governments: 234th in the regionMost Pacifist: 237th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 245th in the regionMost Secular: 266th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 295th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 310th in the regionMost Politically Free: 321st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 325th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 348th in the regionNudest: 355th in the regionSafest: 388th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 445th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 578th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 589th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 591st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 605th in the regionMost Influential: 669th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 839th in the regionLargest Populations: 868th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Swindenland was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tsardom of Leonlandia.
  • : Following new legislation in Swindenland, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
  • : Following new legislation in Swindenland, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
  • : Following new legislation in Swindenland, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Swix language.
  • : Following new legislation in Swindenland, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Swindenland, the Kataro Film Festival recently voted 'Swindenlandian Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
  • : Swindenland was endorsed by The Purple nation of Aerilia.
  • : Following new legislation in Swindenland, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Swindenland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Norvayopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Swindenland, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.


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Endorsements Received: 125 » Notyoutopia, Sinelona, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Mzeusia, New Bremerton, Great Bights Mum, THX1138, Kwaj, Shibutani, Californian Redwood, Koda-Land, Sundred, Selfgradatude, Yaorozu, Spartoptia, Siwale, Wineclaw, Holy Oranz, Shin-Hachioji, Malta Comino Gozo, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Uganda Knuckles UK, PlanetPunk, Bayern-Straubing, Corfad, The United States of Romania, Wilkshire, Shadowrik, Universal State Formula, Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, Snoodum, Vincone Cae, Omnistria, Newpromisedland, United Draconia, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, Maovale, Former English Colony, The Windmilluminati, Sil Dorsett, Sakaryata, Papika, The Iron Lions, Ethnon, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, and 75 others.Agrauron, Atomic Industry Islands, Diodone, Gladio II, Napnomadia, New Pruessen, El Fiji Grande, Sheldanada, Bearical, Unsophisticate, Yarecir, United North American, Valhalla123, Sanjurika, Ka Ching, Australiland, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Lunallian, Empy, Dreadton, Xentherida, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Yukti, Outer Egorniand, Maott, Federation Terra Australis, General COE, SillyString, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethereal Expanse, Pasargad, Buckerino, Amauri, The Black Cathedral, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Steraz, Guer Aike, Atain, The Sinclarian Provinces, Suicidistan, 1 very fast endotarter, Niradans, Ostrinios, Votak Matim, Q w e r t y, Egalico, Ofemerica, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Joodey, Jasminlandia, Torakuen, Guslantis, Ara Antrizuls, Kirostan, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Racoda, IsiMUd, Saturns Edge, Peldorn, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, VarDrade, Plangainer, Trillius, Norvayopia, Aerilia, and Tsardom of Leonlandia.

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