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Most Ignorant Citizens: 999thMost Primitive: 1,470thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,200th
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Swiftlandian Peoples Republic

Population389 million


CurrencyFlex Tape
AnimalNuclear Radiated Cat

The Dictatorship of Swiftlandian Peoples Republic is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 389 million Swiftlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PhilPort. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The powerhouse Swiftlandian Peoples Republician economy, worth 50.7 trillion Flex Tapes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,286 Flex Tapes, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader, the government spends billions to protect Swiftlandian Peoples Republic from a disaster that is one in a million, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Swiftlandian Peoples Republic's national animal is the Nuclear Radiated Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Swiftlandian Peoples Republic is ranked 50,659th in the world and 61st in The Labyrinth for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,729.25 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 999thMost Primitive: 1,470thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,565thMost Armed: 2,700thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,213thMost Avoided: 3,462ndNudest: 4,045thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,210thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,124thFattest Citizens: 5,146thMost Conservative: 6,753rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,081stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,340thMost Authoritarian: 11,926thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,080thMost Devout: 13,684thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,843rdLargest Black Market: 13,877thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,650thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,891stLargest Retail Industry: 15,189thLargest Mining Sector: 17,563rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,681stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,026thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,538th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Conservative: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the region

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