The Federal Republic of Swabian Lands is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.701 billion Swabian Landsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulm. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Swabian Landsian economy, worth 69.1 trillion Swabian Pennies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,636 Swabian Pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Swabian Lands's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Swabian Lands is ranked 90,151^st in the world and 4,164^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.56 percentage of bribes refused.