For the Honor and the Glory
Most Patriotic: 1,874thMost Devout: 2,074thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,631st
The Fylkirate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.103 billion

LeaderFylkir Pjotur II Arngrimsson

AnimalGrizzly Bear

The Fylkirate of Svipjoth is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fylkir Pjotur II Arngrimsson with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.103 billion Svips are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uppsala. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Svipish economy, worth 319 trillion Gullins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,879 Gullins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bars are packed at all hours, the number of judges has tripled in recent months, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svipjoth's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Grjotgardism.

Svipjoth is ranked 61,723rd in the world and 78th in Wintreath for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 213,162 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Patriotic: 1,874thMost Devout: 2,074thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,631stMost Cultured: 5,456thMost Influential: 5,844thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,214thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,834thLargest Governments: 7,249thHighest Food Quality: 7,458thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,942ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,075thMost Developed: 8,135thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,688thMost Inclusive: 8,875thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,506thLowest Crime Rates: 10,066thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,755thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,195thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,626thSmartest Citizens: 11,689thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,356thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,695thHighest Average Incomes: 14,758thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,243rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,402ndHealthiest Citizens: 16,243rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,833rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,335thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,693rdLargest Publishing Industry: 19,264thNicest Citizens: 19,835thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,381stMost Corrupt Governments: 25,620th
Most Devout: 4th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Svipjoth, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Svipjoth, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Svipjoth, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.
  • : Following new legislation in Svipjoth, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Svipjoth, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Svipjoth, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Svipjoth, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Svipjoth endorsed The United Socialist States of Joslisonoria.
  • : Svipjoth endorsed The United States of Imperio tilandes.
  • : Svipjoth was endorsed by The United States of Imperio tilandes.