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God save us, For no one else can.
Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,611thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,542ndMost Devout: 17,494th
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
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Powerbroker
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Suybir

Population693 million

CapitalArkhangelsk

CurrencyRuble
AnimalАрктическая лиса

The Holy Empire of Suybir is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 693 million Suybirians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkhangelsk. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Suybirian economy, worth 52.4 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 75,640 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suybir's national animal is the Арктическая лиса, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Suybir is ranked 20,712th in the world and 1st in Hannan20201 for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,229.28 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,611thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,542ndTop
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Most Devout: 17,494thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,712thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,436th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Suybir, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Suybir, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Suybir, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Suybir, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Suybir, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in Suybir, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
  • : Following new legislation in Suybir, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Suybir, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance.
  • : Following new legislation in Suybir, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Suybir, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.

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