The United Socialist States of Sus Czechia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 696 million Sus Czechians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Фисч. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sus Czechian economy, worth 56.5 trillion Robucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 81,114 Robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sus Czechia's national animal is the 🅱️abbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sus Czechia is ranked 95,042^nd in the world and 2,512^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,665.97 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.