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Mada Mada Dane (you still have a long way to go)
Most Subsidized Industry: 4thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th
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Father Knows Best State
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Good
Economy
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Supreme Lord KANE

Population19.475 billion

CapitalSupreme Lord KANE City
LeaderTamatsuki Akira
FaithSecret

CurrencyZAMRI MONEY
AnimalShah Dalamadur

The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.475 billion Supreme Lord KANEians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Lord KANE City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Supreme Lord KANEian economy, worth an astonishing 16,005 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 821,827 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The justice of Supreme Lord KANE is considered superior to that of other nations, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Supreme Lord KANE's national animal is the Shah Dalamadur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

Supreme Lord KANE is ranked 281,148th in the world and 35th in Lonely Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 6.6 Obesity Rate.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 4thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9thMost Advanced Public Education: 16thMost Efficient Economies: 20thHighest Poor Incomes: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 40thLargest Information Technology Sector: 48thLargest Black Market: 48thMost Scientifically Advanced: 52ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56thLargest Governments: 61stMost Patriotic: 69thHighest Average Tax Rates: 74thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 83rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 109thMost Corrupt Governments: 187thSmartest Citizens: 194thHighest Economic Output: 218thLowest Crime Rates: 242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 274thLargest Mining Sector: 291stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 303rdMost Developed: 390thMost Cultured: 405thLongest Average Lifespans: 426thMost Inclusive: 546thHighest Food Quality: 888thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,088thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,143rdMost Armed: 1,296thLargest Retail Industry: 1,484thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,561stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,922ndRudest Citizens: 2,097thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,307thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,683rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,998thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,356thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,916thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,066thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,206thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,392ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,724thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,044thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,526thMost Secular: 10,787thLargest Populations: 13,831stTop
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Most Influential: 29,669th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the justice of Supreme Lord KANE is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys".

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