The Grand Empire of Supreme Leader Hadrian is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Hadrian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.158 billion Hadrianists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capitol. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hadrianist economy, worth 816 trillion Supreme Stickers a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 158,394 Supreme Stickers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Supreme Leader Hadrian's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jahism.

Supreme Leader Hadrian is ranked 231,891^st in the world and 9,403^rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.34 Obesity Rate.