The Grand Empire of Supreme Leader Hadrian is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Hadrian with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.83 billion Hadrianists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capitol. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hadrianist economy, worth a remarkable 1,413 trillion Supreme Stickers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,488 Supreme Stickers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and where there's smoke there's the Hadrianist Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Supreme Leader Hadrian's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jahism.

Supreme Leader Hadrian is ranked 103,045^th in the world and 4,119^th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,293.79 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.