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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18thMost Ignorant Citizens: 344th
The Republic of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Supportive Parents

Population2.821 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Supportive Parents is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.821 billion Supportive Parentsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The enormous, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Supportive Parentsian economy, worth 543 trillion currencies a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 192,530 currencies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,060,977 per year while the poor average 17,688, a ratio of 60.0 to 1.

All writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, tax returns detail how many games of slots each citizen will be able to play with their refund, and polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Supportive Parents's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Supportive Parents is ranked 4,164th in the world and 5th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Fattest Citizens, with 26.15 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18thMost Ignorant Citizens: 344thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 400thLargest Gambling Industry: 412thMost Primitive: 492ndMost Avoided: 683rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,163rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,539thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,033rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,421stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,422ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,513thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,574thFattest Citizens: 4,164thLargest Black Market: 4,233rdRudest Citizens: 4,546thMost Secular: 5,638thNudest: 6,406thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,842ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,371stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,473rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,846thLargest Governments: 11,897thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,975th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, tax returns detail how many games of slots each citizen will be able to play with their refund.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, the legal profession considers itself above the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, lending money has become a major liability.

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