The Kitten Loving Monarchy of Super Duper Nice People is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Bella Delgato with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 10.636 billion Super Duper Nice Peopleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten City. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Super Duper Nice Peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 1,216 trillion Diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 114,361 Diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Duper Nice People's national animal is the Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kitten Worship.

Super Duper Nice People is ranked 18,499^th in the world and 17^th in Cape of Good Hope for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.97 law-abiding acts per hour.