Population | 8.349 billion |
Capital | Tampa Stadium |
Leader | The Two Bills |
Faith | the Dark Cult of Ball Possession |
Currency | Field Goal |
Animal | Giant |
The Greatest Game Ever Played of Super Bowl XXV is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Two Bills with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.349 billion Fans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tampa Stadium. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Super Bowl XXVian economy, worth a remarkable 1,967 trillion Field Goals a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 235,708 Field Goals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Bowl XXV's national animal is the Giant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Dark Cult of Ball Possession.
Super Bowl XXV is ranked 92,748th in the world and 39th in The Card Mine for Most Stationary, with 495.80650907252 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Super Bowl XXV, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
- : Super Bowl XXV was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Super Bowl XXV, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in Super Bowl XXV, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow.
- : Following new legislation in Super Bowl XXV, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
- : Super Bowl XXV was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Super Bowl XXV, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased.
- : Following new legislation in Super Bowl XXV, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in Super Bowl XXV, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
- : Following new legislation in Super Bowl XXV, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.