The HELLOOO of Sup my frinds is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.894 billion Sup my frindsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sup my frindsian economy, worth 677 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,249 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sup my frinds's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sup my frinds is ranked 92,561^st in the world and 1,111^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 45,195 Standard Monetary Units.