The Republic of Sumerya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Akkad with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.245 billion Sumeryans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The average income tax rate is 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sumeryan economy, worth 185 trillion Lidias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,823 Lidias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, nations that kill a Sumeryan can expect a strongly worded letter, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and tourists visit Sumerya to mass-moon Sumeryan politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sumerya's national animal is the Chinchila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vedic.

Sumerya is ranked 16,591^st in the world and 777^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,738 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.