The Canon Destroyers of Sulsuland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sulsu with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 19.376 billion Sulsu enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sulsuland City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Sulsu economy, worth a remarkable 2,955 trillion FisH a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 152,525 FisH, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, cigarettes are dead-cheap, a three-year-old has been selected to run the civil service, and street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sulsuland's national animal is the fiSh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is fISh.
Sulsuland is ranked 8,362nd in the world and 3rd in Sonnel for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,612.21 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Sulsuland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
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Sulsuland lodged a message on the Sonnel Regional Message Board.
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Sulsuland, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.
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Sulsuland, a three-year-old has been selected to run the civil service.
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Sulsuland, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
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Sulsuland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Sulsuland, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true.
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Sulsuland, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling.
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Sulsuland, bombs make good ploughs.
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Sulsuland, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.