The Canon Destroyers of Sulsuland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sulsu with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.668 billion Sulsu enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sulsuland City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sulsu economy, worth a remarkable 2,705 trillion FisH a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 153,126 FisH, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sulsuland's national animal is the fiSh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is fISh.

Sulsuland is ranked 294,296^th in the world and 22^nd in Sonnel for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.79 law-abiding acts per hour.