The Commonwealth of Sukitopia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by PM Howard Lancaster with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The cynical population of 836 million Sukitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Sukitopian economy, worth 76.8 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 91,843 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sukitopia's national animal is the Robin Redbreast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sukitopia is ranked 193,936^th in the world and 845^th in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 27.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.